March 2010
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Miss Pawnee: Contestants
Note: Judge Tom Haverford reviewed the bios submitted by the contestants, and he was shocked to find that many of them contained slanted, self-promotional information. So in the interest of truth, he’s decided to publish his own personal notes on each competitor.
Sally Eschers
Sally is the dark horse of the competition, in that her jawline, nose, and overall facial region make her look...
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BUY TOM'S SHAPES (and i'll be super jealous of... →
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